What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 19:53

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”